1 00:00:38,521 --> 00:00:40,321 Pass me the lemon. 2 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,808 Two Breton steaks, Bouillabaisse and confit. 3 00:00:46,908 --> 00:00:50,198 Where's my rabbit? - I'm here, just don't tell anyone. 4 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:54,804 Where's the Chef? - He's busy, creating a new menu. 5 00:00:54,904 --> 00:00:58,322 KITCHEN IN PARIS 6 00:00:58,422 --> 00:01:02,456 Translation and subtitles: Martina F 7 00:02:12,774 --> 00:02:14,574 Hello. - Hello. 8 00:02:15,681 --> 00:02:17,510 What do you have there? - I got the dress. 9 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,985 Let me see. - You can't see it until the wedding. 10 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:25,810 Here, take it away please. Just be careful, don't drop it. 11 00:02:26,945 --> 00:02:29,395 My hands are as realiable as a Swiss bank. 12 00:02:54,627 --> 00:02:58,127 Jellyfish in my mouth. - The Chef got hammered again last night. 13 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:06,968 Good morning, bastards. 14 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,104 Good morning, Chef. 15 00:03:10,204 --> 00:03:14,824 Chef, the customer at table 7 asked us to warm up his Eel salad. 16 00:03:15,648 --> 00:03:18,302 This salad is served cold. 17 00:03:18,402 --> 00:03:22,672 I know, but he asked us to do it for him. He had it warm in Egypt. 18 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:26,816 Get the hell out of here. - Nastya? 19 00:03:29,288 --> 00:03:31,036 Nastya, where's the salad? 20 00:03:31,136 --> 00:03:35,559 Vitya, if the customer wants a warm salad, you'll warm it up for him. 21 00:03:35,659 --> 00:03:39,589 Vitya, hurry up. - Now we'll warm it up. 22 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,186 A hot salad? 23 00:03:57,311 --> 00:03:59,111 No problem. 24 00:04:06,057 --> 00:04:08,626 Chef, it's not this table. 25 00:04:09,692 --> 00:04:12,142 You said table 7. - This one is 7. 26 00:04:26,905 --> 00:04:28,978 No tip again? 27 00:04:36,097 --> 00:04:37,897 Kostya, pass me the napkins. 28 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:42,019 We ran out. I have to get some from the warehouse. Shall we go together? 29 00:04:44,032 --> 00:04:45,832 Have you completely lost it? 30 00:04:46,522 --> 00:04:49,213 Nastya, we have been there together for two months now... 31 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:53,630 We haven't been to the warehouse neither here, nor at home. 32 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:59,512 The news in Russia. Today the newly elected president of France, 33 00:04:59,612 --> 00:05:02,880 Jacqueline Bernard, arrives at Paris for a formal state visit. 34 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:06,392 During her visit, she will meet with the President of Russia in order to discuss 35 00:05:06,492 --> 00:05:11,158 the construction of the gas pipeline "Nord stream" on French territory 36 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:13,730 What have you done? - Me? 37 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:19,560 You need to keep an eye on your fossils. They don't even know who is sitting at what table. 38 00:05:23,486 --> 00:05:25,286 Mouse! Mouse! 39 00:05:28,817 --> 00:05:30,672 Get it! 40 00:05:32,257 --> 00:05:34,601 Why are you shouting? It's not a shark, is it? 41 00:05:45,019 --> 00:05:46,919 That's it. I caught it. 42 00:05:50,157 --> 00:05:52,187 Where is Nogiev's cod? 43 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:56,256 It's ready. Take it. 44 00:05:57,414 --> 00:06:02,213 Ainura! One two three. 45 00:06:04,008 --> 00:06:05,808 Where is it? 46 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:20,094 Ah, here are the wonders of cooking. Come in. 47 00:06:24,502 --> 00:06:26,002 It happens, doesn't it? 48 00:06:26,102 --> 00:06:28,634 They have undercooked it. One moment, one moment. 49 00:06:40,257 --> 00:06:42,057 Kostya, don't fall asleep. 50 00:06:44,573 --> 00:06:46,555 Why is he screaming? 51 00:06:49,352 --> 00:06:53,071 Stepan, come here. Hold him, uncle Maxim. 52 00:07:08,034 --> 00:07:09,834 Kostya, he threw up on me. 53 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:13,821 Get used to family life. 54 00:07:26,287 --> 00:07:28,577 This is the only thing that helps him. 55 00:07:34,145 --> 00:07:37,037 Listen, is this the reason why people get married? 56 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:40,549 Because of the stains on the blouses, the lack of sleep. 57 00:07:40,649 --> 00:07:45,276 Don't be stupid. The family is the best thing you can have. 58 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:48,068 And children are the best. They are... 59 00:07:53,065 --> 00:07:54,865 Stepan, did you poo again? 60 00:08:00,002 --> 00:08:03,783 Kostya, is everything okay? - No, nothing is OK, Max. 61 00:08:05,558 --> 00:08:07,545 Everything is a lie. You know? 62 00:08:07,645 --> 00:08:10,070 Family is the most horrible thing. 63 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:15,573 I haven't slept... I haven't slept in a year! Do you know what it's like to not sleep for a whole year? No? 64 00:08:21,128 --> 00:08:24,238 And the sex? I forgot what sex is. 65 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:29,322 In our family, he is the only one who sees boobs. And it keeps getting worse. 66 00:08:45,243 --> 00:08:47,660 The life of Maxim Lavrov. 67 00:08:57,726 --> 00:09:00,698 Now I will tell you something that will make you freak out. 68 00:09:01,668 --> 00:09:05,868 You know that what’s her face is visiting Moscow, the French president? 69 00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:09,927 The New Woman, by Barankin (a writer). - Well? 70 00:09:13,257 --> 00:09:16,258 I was told that her and our one... 71 00:09:21,609 --> 00:09:24,822 They have an impromptu dinner date. - And? 72 00:09:25,457 --> 00:09:30,984 We can do something so that this dinner takes place in our restaurant. 73 00:09:32,169 --> 00:09:35,742 Yes. Imagine us taking off. 74 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,236 You will come here in a golden carriage. 75 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:41,828 The entire elite will run up to us, stamping like horses. 76 00:09:41,928 --> 00:09:44,171 Alright, when is that? - This Saturday. 77 00:09:45,303 --> 00:09:49,643 That’s not possible. We have a wedding. Victoria Sergeevna and the chicken-butt. 78 00:09:51,802 --> 00:09:53,510 Are you stupid? - No. 79 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:57,568 Max, this is your chance to get off the hook. 80 00:10:02,806 --> 00:10:04,606 Vitya? - What are you waiting for? 81 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:07,690 Run. 82 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:11,631 Chef, I wanted to talk to you. 83 00:10:12,198 --> 00:10:15,488 Vika and I decided to change the wedding date. 84 00:10:16,989 --> 00:10:22,351 Handsome man. I know from experience – then the wedding is cancelled, life gets better. 85 00:10:22,451 --> 00:10:25,538 Do not rush. - Well, yes. 86 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,402 What do you mean change it? Vika didn't tell me anything. 87 00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:34,438 I will go. 88 00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:38,305 Listen, Vika. 89 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:42,988 I was just thinking about where to seat your grandmother and your grandfather. Is here okay? 90 00:10:43,088 --> 00:10:46,561 It's technically OK. 91 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:52,954 It doesn't matter to us where we sit, what matters is the day itself. 92 00:10:54,409 --> 00:11:00,220 Was the day itself. - I fought in the war for someone like you! 93 00:11:02,289 --> 00:11:05,084 It's technically OK. 94 00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:09,162 It will be fine there. - Do you, 95 00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:14,621 Victoria Goncharova, take Maxim Lavrov 96 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:17,311 as your lawfully wedded husband? 97 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,345 I do. 98 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:30,599 And you, 99 00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:33,128 Maxim Lavrov, 100 00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:41,125 do you take Victoria Goncharova to be your lawfully wedded wife? 101 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,845 Should we leave or not? 102 00:11:53,318 --> 00:11:54,818 I do. 103 00:11:54,918 --> 00:11:58,546 I am so happy! Thank you. 104 00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:03,743 I totally forgot, I have to... - Where are you going? 105 00:12:03,843 --> 00:12:07,489 I can't tell you. It's a surprise. 106 00:12:11,175 --> 00:12:13,129 Maximcho? 107 00:12:13,856 --> 00:12:15,356 Fool! 108 00:12:15,456 --> 00:12:19,865 Dmitry Vladimirovich, you have to understand I... 109 00:12:20,154 --> 00:12:24,564 I got something wrong. Basically, there is no way we pospone the wedding. 110 00:12:26,442 --> 00:12:28,242 Come with me. 111 00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:40,763 We have arrived. Go. 112 00:12:42,216 --> 00:12:45,760 Where? - Right there. Do you see the light in the window? 113 00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:51,108 He does not sleep. He must be working. Taking care of us all. 114 00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:54,823 Knock on the door. Get down on your knees and say 'Hi'. 115 00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:57,203 I have a wedding. I can't postpone it. 116 00:12:57,303 --> 00:13:01,344 Please postpone your minor state meeting. Come on. 117 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,308 Vika? - Yes? 118 00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:28,184 I need to tell you something. - Tomorrow. 119 00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:31,186 I am very tired. - Vika? 120 00:14:02,368 --> 00:14:04,168 Damn it! 121 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,779 Grand Nisoise salad. 122 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:10,334 Foie gras with redcurrant jam 123 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,018 Bouillabaisse Atlantic. 124 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,118 Duck Leg Confit. 125 00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:16,297 Veal Burgundy. 126 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,929 And almond cake for dessert. 127 00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:21,513 The golden peak of French cuisine. 128 00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:25,407 The presidents of Russia and France will be our guests tomorrow. 129 00:14:27,005 --> 00:14:29,325 The President himself? Our president? 130 00:14:35,785 --> 00:14:37,585 Yes, Levochka, yes. 131 00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:53,480 Chef, don't say anything to Vika. I'll tell her everything myself! 132 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,177 Vitya, what's happening? 133 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,969 Right now I'm frying eggs. 134 00:15:06,994 --> 00:15:11,644 Max, imagine, instead of our wedding there will be a president's dinner. 135 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,836 What dinner? Chef, what is going on? 136 00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:26,019 You understand, Vika, it happens. Everything is decided on another level. Don't worry. 137 00:15:26,119 --> 00:15:28,748 Don't worry? Do you hear that, Max? 138 00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:31,422 How can I not worry? - Yes, what’s the big deal? 139 00:15:31,522 --> 00:15:34,743 You know how long we've been planning. - Yes, very long. 140 00:15:34,843 --> 00:15:39,743 Things happen, Vika. We'll postpone it and do it next week. 141 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,944 And on the other hand, there is nothing wrong with this. Why rush it? 142 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,418 Can you hear what you are saying, Max? 143 00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:51,203 What about our relatives? The Council? 144 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,267 That's it. I'm calling Nagiev. 145 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,547 Relax, Vika. 146 00:15:57,436 --> 00:16:00,727 Relax? You need to wake up a little! 147 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:04,748 I feel like I'm living with a child. - Stop it. What is this idiocy? 148 00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:10,028 Idiocy? Do you think I'm an idiot? - Why are you screaming? You can speak normally. 149 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,051 I have to admit something to you, Vika. 150 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:24,865 Understand me and forgive me. I love Lyova. 151 00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,765 Then you must hear me out, too. 152 00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:31,906 I cheated on you twice with Ainura, over there, by the buckets. 153 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:39,936 How can you play my favourite song in such a talentless way? 154 00:16:40,036 --> 00:16:41,836 That's it. I'm calling Nagiev. 155 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:46,888 Great! The wedding is cancelled. - Hooray! 156 00:16:46,997 --> 00:16:51,493 How so? I made you cakes to choose from. 157 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:02,137 Maxim, did you like it? 158 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,010 Did you? 159 00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:24,469 Well done, Chicken-butt! You overdid yourself this time. 160 00:18:34,036 --> 00:18:37,396 Why are you covered in snot? Couldn't you wash it? 161 00:18:40,446 --> 00:18:45,346 Get to know each other. The Chief of Protocol from the French side, Nicolas Dupont. 162 00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:49,745 My wallet was a 'DuPont'. Is he a relative of yours? 163 00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:52,793 Not the wallet, of course. - He doesn't understand Russian. 164 00:18:52,893 --> 00:18:55,483 As far as I know, you speak French. 165 00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:06,721 Since the restaurant is French we have left the preparation of dinner 166 00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:10,949 to our colleague. Of course under our control. So during 167 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:15,103 the reception Mr DuPont is the boss in this kitchen. 168 00:19:15,203 --> 00:19:17,513 Clear? - Excellent, welcome. 169 00:19:24,158 --> 00:19:25,958 One drop and I'll kill you! 170 00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:39,673 Viktoria Sergeevna, Vika, everything will be fine. You will be fine. 171 00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:45,939 Right? I'm sick of him. I look like a fool. 172 00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:50,181 And he still likes her. I'm sick. 173 00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:59,759 And will there be sniperists? 174 00:20:00,258 --> 00:20:02,778 Flipping hell. My grandfather was a sniperist. 175 00:20:04,192 --> 00:20:06,074 Oh, and here's our Director. 176 00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:09,885 Our Victoria. Our Sergeev... 177 00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:11,485 SUrgeevna. 178 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:15,014 Our inspiration. The bust of our restaurant. 179 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,722 Hello. It’s a pleasure to welcome you in our restaurant. 180 00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:21,534 Thank you. Thank you very much. 181 00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:25,904 We speak all languages. We are not a restaurant, we’re a language institute. 182 00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,773 InstitUte. 183 00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:33,477 I wanted to discuss the table arrangements with you 184 00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:37,147 but I think I have to make you laugh first so that there are no tears in your eyes. 185 00:20:37,644 --> 00:20:39,641 Look at him, he doesn't stop talking. 186 00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:42,681 The only thing I got in German class at school was a banana. 187 00:20:42,781 --> 00:20:44,772 Banana? - Banana. 188 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:50,671 I see that the bridges are already being built, they have split into pairs. 189 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:55,865 Come and let’s leave as a couple, I'll treat you to some broccoli. 190 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,774 Our brocolli is the best of the best! 191 00:20:57,874 --> 00:21:00,238 Kostya, pour me a drink. 192 00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:02,989 Vitya! Excuse me. 193 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,728 Is he your friend? Is he jealous? 194 00:21:07,828 --> 00:21:10,647 Are you scared? - What? I'm not afraid of anything. 195 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:15,882 Except from your bee. - Why? It is so cute. 196 00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:23,000 I'm allergic to bees. Just by looking at them I can blow up like a balloon 197 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:27,605 Excuse me. So if you don't like puffy french men, 198 00:21:27,705 --> 00:21:29,665 it will be a great tragedy for me. 199 00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:38,885 Such a grumpy man. 200 00:21:50,223 --> 00:21:54,658 My idea is that the presidential dinner consists of the best traditional meals 201 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:56,758 from the Loire Valley region. 202 00:21:56,858 --> 00:22:00,412 We start with Foie gras in white wine jelly 203 00:22:00,512 --> 00:22:06,154 with black truffle, then snails, necessarily flambed, based on a Burgundy recipe. 204 00:22:06,254 --> 00:22:11,790 We continue with a restructured soup of cuttlefish and sea shells. 205 00:22:13,607 --> 00:22:15,888 Let's do it. - Oui Chef. 206 00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:45,353 What do we have here? 207 00:22:47,972 --> 00:22:49,805 What is this? - Nothing. 208 00:22:49,905 --> 00:22:52,501 This is unbelievable! How dare you? 209 00:22:53,756 --> 00:22:55,556 What are you doing? 210 00:22:55,811 --> 00:22:58,530 Excuse me. It wasn't intentional. I am very clumsy. 211 00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:00,719 This is unbelievable. - Come here. 212 00:23:02,888 --> 00:23:04,688 You're a good man. 213 00:23:05,564 --> 00:23:07,174 Please take him out. 214 00:23:07,274 --> 00:23:10,284 I have to lie down. - Go. Goodbye. 215 00:23:17,807 --> 00:23:21,045 Here it is. The Russian weapon. 216 00:23:54,107 --> 00:23:56,368 I will bring it. - Vika! 217 00:24:09,018 --> 00:24:11,173 Vika? - What happened? 218 00:24:16,423 --> 00:24:18,434 Battleship in the bay. 219 00:24:27,419 --> 00:24:31,537 Russian weapon. You never know what it will end up hitting. 220 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,589 So yes. - Yes 221 00:24:37,689 --> 00:24:39,189 The actor? - Yes 222 00:24:39,289 --> 00:24:41,437 You are personally responsible for the dinner reception. - Yes. 223 00:24:41,537 --> 00:24:43,121 With your head. - Did you hear? 224 00:24:43,221 --> 00:24:46,503 You are personally responsible for the reception with your head. 225 00:24:46,603 --> 00:24:50,663 Dima, everything will be perfect. - Everything will be perfect, Dima. 226 00:24:56,935 --> 00:24:58,735 Is he drunk? 227 00:25:01,661 --> 00:25:04,834 What are you talking about? That's his style. Sophisticated. 228 00:25:04,934 --> 00:25:08,644 Objects 1 and 2 are coming. Arrival time in 2 minutes. 229 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,500 Vityusha, darling, they are here. Come on, move fast. 230 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,890 Everything is ready. I'll take it out myself. 231 00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:15,664 Where do you think you're going? - Everything is under control. 232 00:26:15,764 --> 00:26:19,046 I'll take it out myself. We should light the fire. 233 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:23,486 Burgundian snails, they must be flambe. 234 00:26:23,586 --> 00:26:27,292 Stop it! They're going to shoot us. - What's happening? 235 00:26:27,392 --> 00:26:30,752 Thank God everything is under control. Leave it to me, I told you. 236 00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:34,264 God, what a fool, right? 237 00:26:34,364 --> 00:26:35,864 Everyone, hands up! 238 00:26:35,964 --> 00:26:39,375 What are you doing? I have to feed the presidents. 239 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:42,160 Please don't. My stomach is unwell. 240 00:26:42,529 --> 00:26:44,329 I'm not resisting. 241 00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:48,885 Stay where you are. 242 00:26:48,985 --> 00:26:51,226 Baskets on the floor, quick! 243 00:26:51,326 --> 00:26:53,366 Lay down, I said, lay down! 244 00:27:14,431 --> 00:27:16,379 I think the steaks are burning. 245 00:27:39,301 --> 00:27:41,838 This is the end, Vitya. I love you. 246 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,015 You will pay for this concert, artist. 247 00:27:46,115 --> 00:27:50,175 I'm going to close down your bakery. You will sell bureks at the station. 248 00:27:53,259 --> 00:27:54,759 Bureks? 249 00:27:54,859 --> 00:27:59,969 As our captain used to say, you can't fill in such a hole with an ass. 250 00:28:24,175 --> 00:28:26,538 The restaurant is closed. 251 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,684 Comrades... Brothers and... cousins. 252 00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:35,477 It's no secret that we're currently in such a deep... 253 00:28:35,577 --> 00:28:40,807 We have hit rock bottom, guys. No one will hire us. 254 00:28:40,907 --> 00:28:43,329 But there is also good news. 255 00:28:43,715 --> 00:28:45,517 They won't shoot us, will they? 256 00:28:45,617 --> 00:28:49,136 I bought a restaurant. 257 00:28:52,053 --> 00:28:55,178 In Paris. - Dima, seriously? Are you stupid? 258 00:28:55,278 --> 00:28:59,102 Vitenka, have I ever lied to you? 259 00:28:59,202 --> 00:29:01,726 Yes. - Now I'm not lying to you. 260 00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:06,298 So what? Are you with me, Roquefort? 261 00:29:08,138 --> 00:29:10,715 Guys, who's coming to Paris? 262 00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:14,559 Will they all go? 263 00:29:17,071 --> 00:29:23,022 Well done! I think I'll hire bartenders and waiters there. 264 00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:26,134 So they can speak French, right? 265 00:29:26,234 --> 00:29:28,034 What else? 266 00:29:31,238 --> 00:29:33,038 Just a moment. 267 00:29:40,668 --> 00:29:42,600 Vika, are you coming with us? 268 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:47,577 No. The company of some people is not very pleasant. 269 00:29:47,677 --> 00:29:50,827 And some people don't want to be in your company. 270 00:29:57,954 --> 00:30:00,192 Dmitry Vladimirovich? 271 00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:02,321 Take me. - Here? 272 00:30:02,421 --> 00:30:05,300 Maybe I'll be able to do it myself somehow. 273 00:30:06,286 --> 00:30:09,650 You seem a little heavy. - No. I'm talking about Paris. 274 00:30:09,883 --> 00:30:12,331 What are you going to do in Paris? 275 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,627 You don't understand and don't speak French. 276 00:30:18,891 --> 00:30:21,451 Me? I do. 277 00:30:24,628 --> 00:30:27,859 Under the moon my friend Piero gave me his feather 278 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:31,026 We will write poems, sing songs and we will dance, 279 00:30:31,126 --> 00:30:35,320 Wow! You just broke my heart. 280 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:41,590 Okay. Go get ready. - Thank you, Dmitry Vladimirovich. 281 00:30:46,707 --> 00:30:49,192 I don't understand how you can just abandon me and Styopa. 282 00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:54,198 Nastya, I told you I don't care about Paris. Nogiev told me I must go. 283 00:30:54,298 --> 00:30:57,017 Don't look at the Parisian women. - Nastya! 284 00:30:57,117 --> 00:30:59,567 You know I love only you and Stepan. 285 00:31:01,131 --> 00:31:05,821 Too bad we didn't do it before I leave. - Please don't start, Kostya. 286 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:14,403 Vika, will you keep an eye on my luggage? And the passport? 287 00:31:14,503 --> 00:31:17,826 I'm going for ice cream, but I'm worried I might lose it. 288 00:31:17,926 --> 00:31:23,138 Give it to me. No way! You were saying you weren't coming yesterday? 289 00:31:24,644 --> 00:31:27,518 I must be a fool to say 'no' to Paris. 290 00:31:27,618 --> 00:31:33,078 And I am single… Paris, as you know, is the city of love and romance. 291 00:31:33,914 --> 00:31:35,714 Beautiful Parisian women. 292 00:31:36,366 --> 00:31:37,958 You're not going anywhere. - I am going. 293 00:31:38,058 --> 00:31:41,989 No! - Relax, honey. I will go. 294 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,340 Let's see how you will go now. 295 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,120 This is my passport. 296 00:31:58,578 --> 00:32:00,776 You're a fool! 297 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:04,696 Lyova, Lyova... - I... 298 00:32:04,796 --> 00:32:07,914 Please proceed to check-in. - Sorry, I didn't mean to. 299 00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:09,823 What is this? 300 00:32:10,831 --> 00:32:16,826 Mom won't let you go? Okay, sort your passport out. I will make a call. 301 00:32:16,926 --> 00:32:19,646 We're running late. 136th. 302 00:32:19,746 --> 00:32:21,546 Excuse me. 303 00:32:37,412 --> 00:32:39,212 Good day, sir. 304 00:33:29,729 --> 00:33:31,844 Beauty. 305 00:33:31,974 --> 00:33:33,774 So. 306 00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:36,656 We have arrived. - And where is our restaurant? 307 00:33:36,756 --> 00:33:38,556 Strange. 308 00:33:43,537 --> 00:33:45,337 Good day to all. 309 00:33:53,747 --> 00:33:55,953 Dima, you must have given us the wrong address. 310 00:33:56,053 --> 00:33:58,799 Why do you think so? Are you on the waterfront? 311 00:33:58,899 --> 00:34:02,904 Yes, but I don't see any restaurant here. - Look towards the river. 312 00:34:03,004 --> 00:34:05,131 Why? - Turn around, little one. 313 00:34:08,262 --> 00:34:11,500 Well? There is nothing but a rusty basin. 314 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,864 No no no. We didn't agree to that, Dima. 315 00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:19,564 What did we agree to? 316 00:34:19,664 --> 00:34:22,882 You screwed us over. - Restaurant on the water. It's trendy. 317 00:34:22,982 --> 00:34:25,806 This is crazy. The boys and I didn't sign up for this. We're leaving. 318 00:34:25,906 --> 00:34:30,234 Come on, why is the moustache sad? Stop it. 319 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:33,204 Come on, run over to me we'll have a chat. 320 00:34:34,485 --> 00:34:36,718 This basin is our restaurant. 321 00:34:46,462 --> 00:34:49,985 Flipping hell. We got mugged. - We're flying back tomorrow. 322 00:34:50,085 --> 00:34:52,348 What are we going to do now? - We're going to the hotel. 323 00:34:52,448 --> 00:34:56,210 Is there a problem? Can I help with something? 324 00:34:56,748 --> 00:34:59,645 No thanks, Nicolas. We’ll go to the hotel. 325 00:35:01,798 --> 00:35:05,576 OK, let me give you a ride then and I'll show you Paris? 326 00:35:07,742 --> 00:35:09,542 Why not? - Vika! 327 00:35:10,864 --> 00:35:12,754 You can go. I'm going with Nicolas. 328 00:36:16,332 --> 00:36:21,050 Ugh! My cabin on the boat was nicer. - At least the view is nice. 329 00:36:32,617 --> 00:36:35,907 Fedya, the view is fucking awesome. Like yours in Biryulovo. 330 00:36:37,888 --> 00:36:40,715 Right, this is my bunk. 331 00:36:44,675 --> 00:36:46,705 Agreed, so this one is mine. 332 00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:50,082 We're meeting downstairs in 5 minutes. 333 00:36:50,182 --> 00:36:51,982 We’ll go and speak with Nagiev. 334 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:05,609 Ha, I was expecting you, hussars. - Don't try, we're leaving. 335 00:37:05,709 --> 00:37:10,339 I know that. My dear guests, Welcome, have a seat. 336 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:14,467 Damn! This is a palace. 337 00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:17,457 Dimochka, why didn't you book a room in our hotel? 338 00:37:17,557 --> 00:37:20,535 There was no space. I booked your rooms and then there was no availability. 339 00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:23,225 I was upset. I cried like a child. 340 00:37:23,922 --> 00:37:27,141 Oh, Vikusya! Bringing flowers, as if we're in a hospital. 341 00:37:29,494 --> 00:37:32,382 Thanks. - Vitenka and I are arguing here. 342 00:37:32,482 --> 00:37:36,575 ‘I'm leaving’, he says. ‘I miss the birch trees’. What about our restaurant? 343 00:37:36,675 --> 00:37:39,902 There is no restaurant. Why didn't you tell us right away 344 00:37:40,002 --> 00:37:43,899 that we will be on some rusty basin. - Let's not kick up a fuss. 345 00:37:43,999 --> 00:37:47,158 And if I had told you right away, would you have come? 346 00:37:47,258 --> 00:37:50,155 What are you doing there, hamster? Pour it up. - Ah, yes. 347 00:37:53,029 --> 00:37:57,089 I see you're having a good time. - This does not concern you. 348 00:37:58,842 --> 00:38:00,675 To love. 349 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:06,259 Let's raise a glass Let's drink and nibble, but... 350 00:38:06,359 --> 00:38:08,495 Let's not get stuffed because... 351 00:38:10,285 --> 00:38:14,634 Today we go to one of the most popular restaurants in Paris. 352 00:38:14,734 --> 00:38:19,190 And it has three Michelin stars. - What restaurant? 353 00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:22,153 "Victor". - You will go without me. 354 00:38:24,232 --> 00:38:27,421 Thank you all. The meeting ended on a high. 355 00:38:27,521 --> 00:38:30,332 If the gentleman doesn't go, then nobody goes. 356 00:38:30,432 --> 00:38:32,856 We'll sit here and suck our fingers. - Chef, let's go. 357 00:38:32,956 --> 00:38:35,549 Let's go and visit a nice restaurant. - Chef, please. 358 00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:37,304 Let's go. - No! 359 00:38:37,404 --> 00:38:40,819 What are you moaning about? Sat there, wiggling your mustache. People are begging you. 360 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,238 It's your original team. What are you afraid from? A ladle? 361 00:38:44,338 --> 00:38:48,120 From a three-star restaurant? I don't believe this. Besides, he won't be there. 362 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:53,736 I wanted him to show us his weak master class. 363 00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:58,730 Well, okay. - Thank you Chef. 364 00:38:58,830 --> 00:39:02,423 Clever guy! Good lad! - We're still leaving tomorrow though. 365 00:39:02,523 --> 00:39:04,582 Oh Lord! Can you see! 366 00:39:07,295 --> 00:39:10,150 Who is doing dirty things there? In the middle of Paris, huh? 367 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:13,281 Wow! There is even a remote for the bog. 368 00:39:13,381 --> 00:39:15,619 Get out of there you stinker. 369 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,866 Victoria! 370 00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:42,854 This one sticks to her like glue. 371 00:39:47,684 --> 00:39:49,842 Good evening. - Good evening. 372 00:39:49,942 --> 00:39:51,917 How are you? - Okay. 373 00:39:53,217 --> 00:39:55,764 I have a proposal for you. 374 00:39:55,864 --> 00:39:59,547 I can't let you spend tonight without me 375 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:04,370 Then join us. - I can offer you something better, 376 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:07,125 than this famous restaurant. 377 00:40:08,514 --> 00:40:11,227 Nicolas and I will have dinner somewhere else. 378 00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:13,581 As you wish. 379 00:40:19,346 --> 00:40:21,747 You look gorgeous. - Thanks. 380 00:40:21,847 --> 00:40:24,789 I am begging you. Don't do anything stupid. 381 00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:27,452 I will try. 382 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,469 Gerard, you are free to go. 383 00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:43,116 Thanks. - Well, brothers. They say Paris was the land of order. 384 00:40:43,216 --> 00:40:47,094 And I stepped on shit. Why are we standing there, my Provencal salamis? 385 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:50,191 Are you ready for a gastronomic orgasm? Please! 386 00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:53,135 Good evening. Do you have a reservation? 387 00:40:53,235 --> 00:40:57,610 I don't know about orgasm, but I already feel an gastronomic erection. 388 00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:23,377 Idiot! Absolute moron! 389 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,566 Have a good evening. 390 00:41:44,262 --> 00:41:48,626 Very tasty, guys. We'll have to bury this all 391 00:41:48,726 --> 00:41:51,645 when we open our restaurant. 392 00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:55,049 I thought everything through. We will promote Russian cuisine. 393 00:41:55,149 --> 00:41:57,996 What else, guys? We are Russians. 394 00:41:58,096 --> 00:42:00,653 Russian, Russian... 395 00:42:01,476 --> 00:42:04,689 Dima, we will not serve your vodka. 396 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:08,860 Good evening. Are you ready to order? - We haven't chosen yet. 397 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,287 You may bring a bottle of red wine. - What wine do you prefer? 398 00:42:13,387 --> 00:42:16,887 The most expensive. I think our friend deserves it. 399 00:42:19,692 --> 00:42:21,735 What did you say to that jerk? 400 00:42:21,835 --> 00:42:24,984 That you are the most popular artist in our country. 401 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,884 Nonsense! 402 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,035 It is very beautiful here. 403 00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:45,633 Thank you so much. 404 00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:48,829 Sit down. - Thanks. 405 00:42:59,923 --> 00:43:04,421 What are you frowning at? I pour the last bit to you. 406 00:43:04,521 --> 00:43:09,726 We will create such a restaurant... - Listen, Dima! 407 00:43:12,001 --> 00:43:15,797 You promised he won't be here. - They told me he won't be here. 408 00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:19,663 They were babbling in French and I thought they said that he won't be here. 409 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:22,325 Well well well! What a surprise! 410 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:26,503 Why didn't you tell me? - I don't think it's necessary. 411 00:43:26,603 --> 00:43:30,249 Maybe you'll introduce me to your friends? 412 00:43:31,521 --> 00:43:35,989 Okay. I will introduce myself. I am Pyotr Arkadievich Barinov. 413 00:43:36,089 --> 00:43:39,363 Chef of this humble restaurant and father 414 00:43:39,463 --> 00:43:43,489 of this kind and polite man. - Thank you very much, Pyotr Arkadievich. 415 00:43:43,589 --> 00:43:49,398 Everything was so typically you. Ideal balance. Not very tasty, but very expensive. 416 00:43:51,245 --> 00:43:54,946 It's so quiet. Don't you think that you need some music? 417 00:44:04,030 --> 00:44:07,396 You must have impressed many women with this. 418 00:44:07,496 --> 00:44:10,818 I prepared it especially for you. - I heard that there's been some trouble 419 00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:14,054 at your place. - It is none of your business. 420 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:19,018 Absolutely. But I want you to know that if you need help, 421 00:44:19,118 --> 00:44:24,254 I'm always ready to give you a hand. - I'd rather be grilling hotdogs at a diner, 422 00:44:24,354 --> 00:44:29,096 than to ask you for help. - You used to make really good hotdogs, 423 00:44:29,196 --> 00:44:31,298 the best of all. 424 00:44:34,095 --> 00:44:39,146 Don't get your hopes up. We are opening a restaurant here in Paris. 425 00:44:40,861 --> 00:44:45,238 On a ship. On the water. On Pemse. Thames. 426 00:44:45,338 --> 00:44:47,837 A restaurant on a ship? 427 00:44:47,937 --> 00:44:52,091 What could be a better setting for such a nice place. 428 00:44:52,191 --> 00:44:55,362 A slight rocking and a faint smell of mud. 429 00:44:56,301 --> 00:45:00,405 Congratulations. - Thanks. 430 00:45:00,505 --> 00:45:05,028 What's going on here? Do you know how much this suit costs? 431 00:45:05,128 --> 00:45:07,513 Should I take this personally? 432 00:45:13,171 --> 00:45:15,049 Thanks. 433 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:19,980 Wait. One two three. 434 00:45:24,107 --> 00:45:27,436 I want you to immerse yourself in romance of France. 435 00:45:29,091 --> 00:45:33,767 Wow! I told you it's amazing here, and you wanted to go to some Turkey. 436 00:45:33,867 --> 00:45:36,806 Look at the beauty. Paris! - Yes, Paris. 437 00:45:36,906 --> 00:45:39,766 Damn Paris. I sprained my ankle again. 438 00:45:39,866 --> 00:45:44,304 Ah, bald guy, hello. Yes, we love it here. 439 00:45:44,404 --> 00:45:46,751 I am sorry. 440 00:45:51,899 --> 00:45:54,098 Please excuse me. 441 00:45:54,994 --> 00:45:57,529 I'll give you the napkins. 442 00:45:57,629 --> 00:46:01,852 No worried. We better drink champagne. 443 00:46:20,802 --> 00:46:23,789 Or maybe eat grapes. 444 00:47:02,078 --> 00:47:04,809 Mom, look. A ghost. 445 00:47:06,887 --> 00:47:09,788 Don't do that. I had no idea, that things are so complicated between you. 446 00:47:09,888 --> 00:47:14,436 More complicated than you think. Five years ago when I left the restaurant, 447 00:47:14,536 --> 00:47:16,570 here in Paris. - When you got kicked out for... 448 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:20,936 It's not important. I asked him for help. He kicked me out without listening to me. 449 00:47:21,036 --> 00:47:24,872 So he won't help us set it up. 450 00:47:24,972 --> 00:47:27,256 Is that why you asked me to come here? 451 00:47:27,506 --> 00:47:30,665 Listen. Life... - Okay. We'll do it ourselves. 452 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:34,274 Damn it! Let's get some sleep. We will get up early tomorrow. 453 00:47:34,374 --> 00:47:37,874 We have a restaurant to open. What is this? 454 00:47:37,974 --> 00:47:40,659 Chef, a souvenir. 455 00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:43,801 Quickly put it back. 456 00:47:44,942 --> 00:47:46,702 Excuse me. 457 00:47:46,802 --> 00:47:50,324 You forgot to pay the bill. - What does the bunny want? 458 00:47:50,424 --> 00:47:52,523 The bill. 459 00:47:52,623 --> 00:47:55,702 Ah, the bill. Please. 460 00:47:58,003 --> 00:47:59,896 What is this? 461 00:47:59,996 --> 00:48:02,710 I'll wait outside. 462 00:48:05,428 --> 00:48:08,509 Perhaps, the bread is made of gold here. 463 00:48:18,515 --> 00:48:21,308 Vitya, are you sure? 464 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:23,960 We are doing it. 465 00:49:09,215 --> 00:49:14,128 Excuse me, I am here to apply for the waitress position. Where do the interviews take place? 466 00:49:38,175 --> 00:49:42,198 Paris, get ready. The Russians are coming. - Wait. 467 00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:44,445 Wait. 468 00:49:45,034 --> 00:49:47,989 Maritime tradition. As our captain used to say 469 00:49:48,089 --> 00:49:51,799 the ship is like a woman. Nothing will happen without champagne. 470 00:49:58,715 --> 00:50:01,552 Fedya, where did you get the champagne? 471 00:50:02,519 --> 00:50:04,757 From the box at the bar. 472 00:50:04,857 --> 00:50:08,769 Are you stupid? Three thousand euro per bottle. 473 00:50:26,645 --> 00:50:28,204 Give it back. 474 00:50:28,304 --> 00:50:31,203 Let it go, motherfucker. 475 00:50:31,303 --> 00:50:33,772 Ma'am... Let go. 476 00:50:49,017 --> 00:50:51,640 Attention, unicellular creatures. 477 00:50:52,194 --> 00:50:56,167 Lyova lost his passport again. And I need a shepherd 478 00:50:56,267 --> 00:50:58,622 to deal with the organisation of your work. 479 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:02,874 To summarise, meet your new Sous Chef, Balthazar Bartholomew. 480 00:51:18,093 --> 00:51:19,978 Bon jour. - Hello. 481 00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:24,031 Balthazar, come let me show you where the warehouse is. 482 00:51:33,269 --> 00:51:35,069 Bon jour. 483 00:51:37,852 --> 00:51:40,335 Do you mind? 484 00:51:48,362 --> 00:51:50,268 Hello mate. 485 00:51:56,263 --> 00:52:00,040 No one can laugh at Balthazar. 486 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,025 Translate. You will be an ambassador. 487 00:52:15,159 --> 00:52:18,775 The swelling went down a bit. Bastard! 488 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:24,217 Well, Victoria Sergeevna. Just small details left. 489 00:52:24,317 --> 00:52:27,660 Yes. The tables in this area will start from here. 490 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:32,062 They will bring the dishes today. I already hired waiters. 491 00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:36,473 We'll fix the decor. I decided to go without khokhloma. 492 00:52:36,915 --> 00:52:41,675 Traditional Russian, but without it being too much. So, we are ready for the opening tomorrow. 493 00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:56,567 And so. Here we have a Kamchatka crab salad, 494 00:52:56,667 --> 00:53:01,318 with blanched tomatoes, cucumbers, papaya and ginger sauce. 495 00:53:01,418 --> 00:53:05,690 Smoked Taimen with sea mushroom sauce and pumpkin. 496 00:53:05,790 --> 00:53:08,155 Okroshka with kefir. 497 00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:14,232 Frozen sterlet in caviar sauce. So the menu is ready. 498 00:53:14,332 --> 00:53:18,273 I'm really excited. More than half the tables are already booked. 499 00:53:18,373 --> 00:53:22,180 Don't worry, mon ami. Daddy will feed everyone. 500 00:53:26,054 --> 00:53:27,854 No one. 501 00:53:29,075 --> 00:53:31,164 I don't understand either. 502 00:53:37,207 --> 00:53:39,416 Good evening. 503 00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:43,229 Bon soir, - Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 504 00:53:43,329 --> 00:53:46,526 Welcome to Aurora. Restaurant with Russian cuisine. 505 00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:51,234 Guys, if you are participating in a contest for the most original welcome, 506 00:53:51,334 --> 00:53:53,663 you seem to be way ahead. 507 00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:56,766 Yes. Extravagance is our brand strategy. 508 00:53:56,866 --> 00:54:02,369 Victor, meet my wife Maria. - So, Petro? At your old age 509 00:54:02,469 --> 00:54:05,724 you turned to the exotic countries? - No. 510 00:54:05,824 --> 00:54:09,068 I turned to the exotic countries. Right, Petya? 511 00:54:09,781 --> 00:54:13,331 You're a fool. Masha studied in Moscow, in Lumumba. 512 00:54:13,431 --> 00:54:18,084 Don't worry. I have nothing against you, maman. 513 00:54:18,184 --> 00:54:22,639 I see you are very busy. - We just don't let every Tom, Dick and Harry here. 514 00:54:22,739 --> 00:54:27,298 I see you don't watch TV. Don't read newspapers. 515 00:54:27,812 --> 00:54:31,013 More than 30 cars were burnt during the riots. 516 00:54:31,113 --> 00:54:36,061 The authorities advise people to stay away from regions 4th, 5th and 13th of Paris, 517 00:54:36,161 --> 00:54:39,940 which were mainly affected. - No normal person 518 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:44,281 will come to you today. - Yes. Only abnormals have arrived up to now. 519 00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:48,488 Mademoiselle, we have reserved a table for four. My friend will come too. 520 00:54:48,588 --> 00:54:52,632 Do you still have friends? Bear in mind, we will not feed imaginary ones. 521 00:54:52,732 --> 00:54:57,697 It's Philippe Boaleau and every respectful chef has heard this name. 522 00:54:57,797 --> 00:55:01,250 I keep forgetting I'm talking to you. - Sophie, 523 00:55:01,774 --> 00:55:05,065 please show the guests to their table. - Please follow me. 524 00:55:05,165 --> 00:55:06,780 Thank you. 525 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,162 Thank you. - Vitya, 526 00:55:10,038 --> 00:55:12,546 Philippe Boaleau will be here. 527 00:55:12,646 --> 00:55:17,901 One of the most famous French critics. - Daddy is keeping the standard high, as always. 528 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:23,738 Fedya, are you okay? 529 00:55:24,241 --> 00:55:25,792 Yes. 530 00:55:25,892 --> 00:55:29,174 As our captain used to say... - Listen, sailor. 531 00:55:29,274 --> 00:55:32,777 Your mug is greener than the green salad. 532 00:55:35,552 --> 00:55:39,363 It's fine. I just drank too much yesterday. I'm going to take a pill. 533 00:55:39,463 --> 00:55:42,564 Everything is fine. - Why are you standing there? 534 00:55:42,664 --> 00:55:46,095 Will the sterlet prepare itself? Come on, work. 535 00:55:46,195 --> 00:55:49,347 I said, work! - What did you do? 536 00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:53,298 Fascist! It's the last tablet. 537 00:55:57,095 --> 00:56:00,747 These are sea sickness tablets. 538 00:56:02,789 --> 00:56:05,869 Listen, do you have anything to tell me, sailor? 539 00:56:07,689 --> 00:56:09,639 I'm not a sailor. 540 00:56:09,739 --> 00:56:13,804 I boarded the ship in Cuba 541 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,806 and the whole time I was throwing up. 542 00:56:17,412 --> 00:56:21,413 Then I went off in Hawaii. Got a plane ticket 543 00:56:21,513 --> 00:56:24,215 and then I worked at the port for 2 years. 544 00:56:24,765 --> 00:56:28,732 Senya! I feel so sick. 545 00:56:28,832 --> 00:56:32,671 Fedya, Fedya. Wait. Have a lemon... 546 00:56:32,771 --> 00:56:35,436 Don't! Put it away. It makes me feel worse. 547 00:56:42,455 --> 00:56:45,149 Here we are. - Hello. 548 00:56:45,249 --> 00:56:49,150 Welcome to our restaurant. - Victoria, let me introduce you. 549 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:54,313 This is my grandmother Ellen. - She is so lovely. 550 00:56:57,084 --> 00:57:01,085 Give me a hug. Ah, what a beauty! 551 00:57:03,702 --> 00:57:08,288 Pleasure to meet upi. - You didn't tell me that she was such a cutie. 552 00:57:08,388 --> 00:57:12,027 I am very pleased to meet you. 553 00:57:12,127 --> 00:57:16,842 Come, I'll take you to your table. - Thank you, thank you. 554 00:57:16,942 --> 00:57:20,224 What can you do. - Nicolas! 555 00:57:20,324 --> 00:57:25,078 Thanks for supporting us. - How can I miss such an event. 556 00:57:28,264 --> 00:57:31,503 Starter "Compliment from the Chef" three times. 557 00:57:34,041 --> 00:57:37,290 Max. That french man is with Vika again. 558 00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:43,070 I don't care. What's happening there doesn't concern me at all. 559 00:57:44,003 --> 00:57:47,097 I don't give a damn about the Eiffel Tower. 560 00:58:11,439 --> 00:58:15,009 Thanks. - Compliment from the Chef. 561 00:58:18,376 --> 00:58:23,450 Oh, Philip has arrived. Bring the fourth Portion please. Now he will rate your restaurant. 562 00:58:30,098 --> 00:58:33,720 Good evening, monsieur. - Will you pour the sauce on me immediately 563 00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:36,186 or will you let me try it first? 564 00:58:37,879 --> 00:58:40,478 Philip, how are you? - Fine. 565 00:58:40,578 --> 00:58:43,171 Welcome. Glad to see you. 566 00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:24,936 Taimen with sea mushroom sauce and pumpkin, and for dessert 567 00:59:25,036 --> 00:59:28,566 pancakes with cranberry mousse. - Yes. Okay. 568 00:59:34,533 --> 00:59:37,251 The order of the critic. 569 00:59:37,986 --> 00:59:40,486 Vitya, do it yourself. 570 00:59:42,353 --> 00:59:44,153 Take it. 571 00:59:45,534 --> 00:59:49,340 Here it is. For your little French man. You will probably take it yourself. 572 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:54,045 Why did he bring his grandmother only? He should have invited the whole family to meet you. 573 00:59:54,145 --> 00:59:57,483 His dog might not like you, Victoria Sergeevna. 574 00:59:57,583 --> 01:00:01,286 Do you like everything French? Wine, cuisine, men? 575 01:00:03,573 --> 01:00:06,651 Excuse me. It wasn't intentional. 576 01:00:07,825 --> 01:00:11,053 Vitya, sort it out, straight away. 577 01:00:11,153 --> 01:00:14,846 What is this? - He added a banana, God knows why. 578 01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:21,094 I am so sick of your Mexican passions! How much time do I have? 579 01:00:22,929 --> 01:00:26,215 Monsieur Beaulot asks in which century will he be served his meal. 580 01:00:26,315 --> 01:00:28,486 Complete idiocy. 581 01:00:30,953 --> 01:00:33,396 Ready. Take it. 582 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:47,601 Thank you. 583 01:00:48,569 --> 01:00:50,369 C'est la vie. 584 01:01:02,519 --> 01:01:05,504 Why? Tell me. 585 01:01:20,252 --> 01:01:22,762 Bon appetit, monsieur. 586 01:01:22,862 --> 01:01:25,837 I did not order this. I ordered Taimen. 587 01:01:25,937 --> 01:01:29,585 The waiters must have made a mistake. 588 01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:34,567 You said Taimen and they heard "chops" 589 01:01:34,667 --> 01:01:38,382 Ask the captain to dock the boat. I want to go ashore. 590 01:01:38,482 --> 01:01:42,578 It's impossible. We don't have permission to moore wherever we want. 591 01:01:42,678 --> 01:01:47,411 Oh Lord! Then bring the dessert. - I think they will need more than two hours. 592 01:01:47,511 --> 01:01:50,918 Please ensure that they bring me pancakes with cranberry mousse. 593 01:01:51,018 --> 01:01:53,419 Not Mutton leg with potatoes. 594 01:02:10,853 --> 01:02:12,653 Vika! 595 01:02:13,592 --> 01:02:17,086 Sorry. - Max, I don't want to talk to you. 596 01:02:18,303 --> 01:02:20,018 I understand. 597 01:02:20,118 --> 01:02:22,919 I just want you to know that it wasn't intentional. 598 01:02:23,019 --> 01:02:25,824 I just hate seeing you with that guy. 599 01:02:25,924 --> 01:02:28,477 Max, what's the purpose of all this? 600 01:02:28,709 --> 01:02:31,232 I don't know. - Nicholas. 601 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:37,279 I didn't mean to bother you. - You are not bothering us at all. 602 01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:39,970 We just had a rough day. 603 01:02:40,070 --> 01:02:44,063 Maybe I will need to distract you then. How about an opera? 604 01:02:44,163 --> 01:02:45,988 Why not? - Really? 605 01:02:46,088 --> 01:02:49,141 Will you come with me to the opera? - Okay. 606 01:02:49,241 --> 01:02:51,427 Great! Thanks. 607 01:02:53,452 --> 01:02:56,453 Maxim, we are flying. - Yes, Vika, but where are we flying to? 608 01:02:56,553 --> 01:02:59,935 I don't know where you are, but I'm going with Nicolas. 609 01:03:32,868 --> 01:03:35,156 Review by Philippe Boaleau. 610 01:03:43,202 --> 01:03:46,877 Chef, don't make us soak in our own sweat. We're not beans. 611 01:03:46,977 --> 01:03:51,537 I recently had the pleasure of visiting the new Russian restaurant "Aurora". 612 01:03:51,637 --> 01:03:56,001 And to be honest, I have never had such a vivid experience. 613 01:03:56,101 --> 01:04:00,385 First they made me enjoy a two-hour wait for my order. 614 01:04:02,233 --> 01:04:06,685 Then they surprised me. They didn't serve me what I had ordered. 615 01:04:07,281 --> 01:04:11,441 As a result I had to eat plain beef cutlets, 616 01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:15,111 invented by some famous russian called Pozharsky. 617 01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:19,154 However, I must point out that somehow the dessert miraculously 618 01:04:19,254 --> 01:04:24,377 turned out to be decent. And of course the wonderful coastal view, 619 01:04:24,477 --> 01:04:26,658 for which... 620 01:04:28,127 --> 01:04:31,795 Aurora's Chef is not responsible whatsoever. 621 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:36,641 I need a drink. 622 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:44,026 Negotiations on the Nort Stream Construction continue 623 01:04:44,126 --> 01:04:47,911 on French territory. At the earliest convenience the president of Russia... 624 01:04:48,011 --> 01:04:50,135 Kostya, 150 g. 625 01:04:59,283 --> 01:05:01,636 Vitya, don't. 626 01:05:03,707 --> 01:05:07,910 We are going to make it. Yes. The opening had some teething issues. 627 01:05:08,010 --> 01:05:11,339 And then this review. But this is not the end. 628 01:05:12,969 --> 01:05:15,076 This is our end. 629 01:05:15,176 --> 01:05:19,443 Another week without clients and we will close down. 630 01:05:26,782 --> 01:05:28,724 Another 150 g. 631 01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:57,461 Hello, is this the police? Hello. 632 01:06:00,977 --> 01:06:04,112 Salami? - No. Thank you. 633 01:06:06,570 --> 01:06:09,423 Louis, what did she say? 634 01:06:09,904 --> 01:06:12,597 She's a vegetarian, like your Nastya. 635 01:06:20,114 --> 01:06:23,801 This ship is private property. You can't stand here. 636 01:06:23,901 --> 01:06:28,271 And the coast is public. Go home baby - You are putting off our guests. 637 01:06:34,935 --> 01:06:38,748 You don't want us to stay here? Okay. We will then stay at your restaurant. 638 01:06:38,848 --> 01:06:41,601 Get out of here. - What the hell is happening here? 639 01:06:41,701 --> 01:06:44,291 The girls are fighting for a client again. 640 01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:55,227 This is their pimp. Those Poles have become really inconsiderate. 641 01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:04,276 Max! 642 01:07:13,134 --> 01:07:15,531 What were you thinking? Why did you get involved? 643 01:07:23,731 --> 01:07:26,134 By the way, they can deport us. 644 01:07:30,820 --> 01:07:32,804 I love you. 645 01:07:37,372 --> 01:07:41,368 I just... I managed to ruin everything as always. 646 01:07:43,027 --> 01:07:45,427 We are both guilty. 647 01:07:50,963 --> 01:07:53,194 What do you think? 648 01:07:55,601 --> 01:07:58,215 Is it too late to start over? 649 01:08:11,630 --> 01:08:14,430 The Russians! You are free. 650 01:08:14,610 --> 01:08:16,300 Victoria, how are you? 651 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:19,460 Very sorry. Such a stupid misunderstanding. 652 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,024 I came as soon as I found out. 653 01:08:54,059 --> 01:08:58,780 Where did they all come from? Did the train from Lyon arrive? 654 01:08:59,180 --> 01:09:00,870 No. I invited them all. 655 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:05,660 These are, let's say, my friends. 656 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:10,260 And all of these? They play for your team? 657 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:12,965 100 gays on one ship? 658 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:17,150 What difference does it make? We have nowhere to hide. 659 01:09:17,289 --> 01:09:20,999 Why did they come to us? - I told them the Chef is gay. 660 01:09:26,612 --> 01:09:31,445 Hurry up, girls! Our hall is full to the brim. 661 01:09:46,596 --> 01:09:50,071 Two times Okroshka and Quail in cream sauce. 662 01:09:50,171 --> 01:09:51,700 Oui, Chef! 663 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:55,020 Vitya, go to the upper deck. The guests are asking for you. 664 01:10:03,219 --> 01:10:04,787 Attention, my friends! 665 01:10:04,887 --> 01:10:09,035 Here is our Chef. Viktor Barinov! 666 01:10:16,882 --> 01:10:18,923 Long live Russia! 667 01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:29,890 Who said Monday is a difficult day? Such nice people! 668 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,900 Chef! 669 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,566 I don't want to upset you but they didn't come by accident. 670 01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:42,439 Chef! They actually are... They are Louis' teammates. 671 01:10:43,279 --> 01:10:47,821 Brothers in spirit. - Chef, Louie dragged them here. 672 01:10:48,190 --> 01:10:50,960 He told them you're cute too. 673 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:19,437 Thanks to Louis, we will turn into a restaurant for sexual minorities. 674 01:11:19,537 --> 01:11:25,015 I... I had good intentions! 675 01:11:48,212 --> 01:11:53,399 Brand new trendy place quickly becoming popular among Parisian bohemians. 676 01:11:54,609 --> 01:11:56,409 Well, do you like it? 677 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,320 Good day. - Good day. 678 01:12:29,420 --> 01:12:32,320 You completely forgot about me 679 01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:35,394 I miss your smile. - I'm just really busy. 680 01:12:35,494 --> 01:12:38,637 You can see for yourself. It's going really well. - Sure, sure. 681 01:12:39,811 --> 01:12:41,611 I have a present for you. 682 01:12:47,127 --> 01:12:50,513 It's so beautiful! But I can't accept it. 683 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,504 It's not from me. It's from my grandmother. 684 01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:57,605 She really liked you and she would like to invite you to her birthday. Will you come? 685 01:12:57,950 --> 01:13:01,728 Nicolas, can we talk later? I have to go. 686 01:13:06,530 --> 01:13:08,330 Vitya! Are you drinking again? 687 01:13:11,295 --> 01:13:13,854 Yes. Why? I'm celebrating. 688 01:13:14,230 --> 01:13:16,119 We are thriving. 689 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,261 What is he saying?! 690 01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:34,160 He said that 691 01:13:34,260 --> 01:13:37,170 first in this restaurant there is a cutlet, 692 01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:40,860 and then sitting on the toilet. 693 01:13:42,514 --> 01:13:45,300 Senya! Follow me. 694 01:13:48,289 --> 01:13:50,184 What are you yelling at? 695 01:13:51,771 --> 01:13:54,188 What did you say about our restaurant? - Huh? 696 01:13:54,288 --> 01:13:55,920 What "huh"? 697 01:13:56,020 --> 01:13:57,745 I didn't get your nonsense. 698 01:13:57,845 --> 01:13:59,845 What is he going to do? Throw chestnuts at us? 699 01:13:59,945 --> 01:14:02,462 What is he going to do? Now he'll fill his pants. 700 01:14:02,562 --> 01:14:04,940 What are you doing? 701 01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:10,688 Fedya, this way! 702 01:14:12,450 --> 01:14:16,912 They should have stayed away. Arabs are no joke. 703 01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:23,370 Get out of here! 704 01:14:29,730 --> 01:14:33,271 You never gave me an answer. Did I do something to offend you? 705 01:14:33,371 --> 01:14:35,355 It is OK. Everything is fine. 706 01:14:35,610 --> 01:14:39,465 Today was a hard day. I'm probably tired. 707 01:14:39,565 --> 01:14:43,792 Well then, see you tomorrow! - See you tomorrow. 708 01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:57,840 Victoria Sergeevna, will you keep me company 709 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,636 It just rolls around in my bag. 710 01:15:10,890 --> 01:15:14,058 Ah, sure. It rolls around. 711 01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:16,875 Oh, pretzel! 712 01:18:09,730 --> 01:18:13,952 Excuse me! Excuse me! May I ask what are you doing in my room? 713 01:18:14,052 --> 01:18:16,450 This is my room. 714 01:18:16,630 --> 01:18:20,599 This is 701, no? - No. 715 01:18:20,860 --> 01:18:22,660 This is 601. 716 01:18:28,850 --> 01:18:34,030 And now you are in 501. 717 01:18:53,530 --> 01:18:58,500 Kostyan, open up! I want to take my stuff. Vika and I are moving to a different room. 718 01:19:03,990 --> 01:19:07,615 AHA! I will come later. 719 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:19,540 Mon amour! - Kostik! 720 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:24,888 You have perfected your French. - I have also perfected 721 01:19:24,988 --> 01:19:27,025 my French kiss. 722 01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:34,734 Wait. I didn't come here for nothing. It wasn't cheap either. 723 01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:41,806 We still have 6 hours left. 724 01:19:42,870 --> 01:19:47,000 Enough talking. Get to work. 725 01:20:08,190 --> 01:20:10,990 Look how cute this is! 726 01:20:11,139 --> 01:20:14,530 How do people manage to love each other for a lifetime? 727 01:20:14,630 --> 01:20:19,172 I don'y know. Ask me again in 50 years. 728 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:23,495 I told you a hundred times. I don't like walking by water. 729 01:20:23,595 --> 01:20:26,408 You want me to die. You ruined my whole life. 730 01:20:26,508 --> 01:20:29,895 Shut up, you jerk! Otherwise I will drown you in the river. 731 01:20:30,020 --> 01:20:33,520 Are you going to drown me in this stinky river? Wonderful! 732 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:47,721 Yes, Vitya! We need to increase the portions of the dumplings. 733 01:20:48,090 --> 01:20:53,602 After all, the restaurant is Russian, and now we only have three per serving. 734 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:57,040 We made it! My warriors! 735 01:20:57,650 --> 01:21:02,814 I told you we'd become a hige, popular, modern restaurant. 736 01:21:02,914 --> 01:21:06,874 The whole of Paris is talking about us, and the seal didn't believe me. Seal, you didn't believe me, did you? 737 01:21:06,974 --> 01:21:09,036 He didn't believe in us! 738 01:21:09,136 --> 01:21:12,731 Guys, I have good news for you and good news for you. 739 01:21:12,890 --> 01:21:15,839 Tomorrow we will host a dinner 740 01:21:15,939 --> 01:21:19,727 for the presidents of Russia and France. 741 01:21:22,330 --> 01:21:24,479 It's kind of a deja vu. - Again? 742 01:21:24,579 --> 01:21:26,940 We can't get away this time. This is our chance. 743 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,561 A chance to get home alive. And why? 744 01:21:29,661 --> 01:21:34,039 Because someone is dating the right guy. 745 01:21:34,670 --> 01:21:38,030 Dating Kolya. For some it is Kolya, for others Nicolas. 746 01:21:38,580 --> 01:21:40,980 Well done, Victoria. Clever girl! 747 01:21:41,674 --> 01:21:43,480 By the way, he's waiting for you there, in the hall. 748 01:21:43,580 --> 01:21:46,174 Beautiful! Smells like lavender, guys. 749 01:21:46,274 --> 01:21:48,374 Not like rotten fish, like us. 750 01:21:48,526 --> 01:21:51,491 Dmitry Vladimirovich, I'm not dating Nicolas. 751 01:21:51,591 --> 01:21:54,631 And by the way, Max and I are back together. 752 01:21:56,770 --> 01:22:02,273 Well well well! I traveled here with Kolya and he didn't stop talking about you 753 01:22:02,699 --> 01:22:04,901 as far as I understood. Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra... 754 01:22:05,001 --> 01:22:09,324 Perde, merde, Victoria. What should I tell him? That you are back with this one again? 755 01:22:09,860 --> 01:22:15,113 Let's postpone your reunion. You're going to lie to Kolya. 756 01:22:15,726 --> 01:22:19,503 You will postpone the wedding. You've already done it once. 757 01:22:19,678 --> 01:22:22,688 Do it one more time. - We have postponed it? 758 01:22:24,791 --> 01:22:27,861 We haven't postponed anything. - Hello! 759 01:22:28,088 --> 01:22:31,753 Is Dima a fool? He's not. Your groom came to me and Vitya. 760 01:22:31,853 --> 01:22:35,389 He was sobbing. He asked us to postpone the wedding. 761 01:22:35,489 --> 01:22:38,979 He said: Victoria wants us to postpone the wedding. And we because of that 762 01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:42,460 we agreed to host the president dinner. - Vika, this is not what happened. 763 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:46,192 I just wasn't feeling sure at that moment and... I'm sure now. 764 01:22:46,292 --> 01:22:49,534 Dmitry Vladimirovich, do not worry 765 01:22:50,130 --> 01:22:55,030 The Presidents' Dinner will take place. - Vika, wait! Lets talk. 766 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:57,811 Hold on! Vika, wait! 767 01:23:21,943 --> 01:23:23,743 Vika! 768 01:23:24,690 --> 01:23:26,790 Vika, why don't you pick up the phone? 769 01:23:27,110 --> 01:23:30,067 Wait. Let's talk. 770 01:23:34,770 --> 01:23:36,550 Dima, don't worry. 771 01:23:36,650 --> 01:23:40,450 Everything will be excellent. I guarantee you. 772 01:23:57,076 --> 01:24:00,975 And the presidents? Will they be scuba diving? 773 01:24:17,270 --> 01:24:20,070 Hold on! Hold on! 774 01:24:48,710 --> 01:24:54,360 In eighth grade they made us study Soviet literature. 775 01:24:54,638 --> 01:24:59,165 Here's an excerpt: "Mom, mom, I remember your hands 776 01:24:59,265 --> 01:25:04,113 from the moment in which I felt that I was in this world. 777 01:25:11,054 --> 01:25:16,540 Masha, we raised such a quitter. 778 01:25:17,263 --> 01:25:19,890 Honestly, I can't say who does he take after. 779 01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:22,597 Is that all? I have to go. - Hold on. We need to talk. 780 01:25:22,697 --> 01:25:27,154 About what? Talk about all the times you are meddling in my life? 781 01:25:27,450 --> 01:25:31,850 You put a stick in my wheels. You send your footmen to spit on my soul. 782 01:25:31,950 --> 01:25:35,720 You mean I'm the reason for all your troubles? 783 01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:40,746 Let's get things right. Let's start, for example, with the critic you call a footman. 784 01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:46,044 Look, Philip, he is a good guy. He is very diligent. Please 785 01:25:46,144 --> 01:25:48,144 go to the opening. Write a review. 786 01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:52,934 So he can spill soup all over me again? Thanks. - In the name of our friendship, Philip. 787 01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:56,389 Thank you so much. Did you read his review? 788 01:25:56,489 --> 01:26:01,120 Some ordinary cutlet. And somehow miraculously they didn't ruin the dessert. 789 01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:05,838 The fact that he ate your meal, is an achievement itself. Belive me. 790 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:11,484 He has been going to Michelin star restaurants only for the past 10 years and everyone knows it. 791 01:26:12,135 --> 01:26:17,798 And the dessert is a victory itself. He has not praised anyone for the last 3 years. 792 01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:22,700 You can blame me for advising Louis to invite his friends 793 01:26:23,620 --> 01:26:26,780 and "Aurora" became a popular place. 794 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:31,731 Oh, Chicken-butt! 795 01:26:31,831 --> 01:26:36,592 All this time I have been throwing you in the watet, so you can learn how to swim. 796 01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,755 If I had hired you five years ago, you wouldn't have returned to Russia. 797 01:26:40,855 --> 01:26:46,269 And create the best restaurant in Moscow. The best! 798 01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:48,511 Why are you silent? - I'm thinking. 799 01:26:48,611 --> 01:26:50,411 Yes? - Yes. 800 01:26:50,619 --> 01:26:53,770 I wonder what was should I do now that the boat has sank? 801 01:26:53,870 --> 01:26:58,913 What do you mean? You sank the boat? 802 01:26:59,496 --> 01:27:01,740 You are unbelievable, Chicken-butt. 803 01:27:01,895 --> 01:27:05,455 I need products and utensils. Will you help me? 804 01:27:07,072 --> 01:27:09,246 Here is our new restaurant. 805 01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:13,336 Monsieur Ronet kindly offered us his ship 806 01:27:13,436 --> 01:27:17,656 After he realised that Russian-French friendship is under threat. 807 01:27:17,756 --> 01:27:20,262 Long live France! Long live Russia! 808 01:27:20,890 --> 01:27:24,821 Vitya! Can you imagine what this will look like? 809 01:27:24,970 --> 01:27:28,680 How are we going to invite the presidents here? - It will look fine. 810 01:27:28,795 --> 01:27:32,126 Especially since they don't know what our restaurant looked like. 811 01:27:32,226 --> 01:27:36,001 But there is nothing here! - AHA! There are no stoves, tables, products. Nothing! 812 01:27:36,101 --> 01:27:40,101 Stop moaning like girls! I have sourced products and dishes. 813 01:27:40,201 --> 01:27:44,219 We have three hours to prepare everything else. We will make it. 814 01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:31,806 It's you! 815 01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:35,540 What are they doing here? 816 01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:38,040 Do not worry, everything is under control. 817 01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:42,541 Hold on! What control? - You want to ruin the negotiations? 818 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:49,147 Victoria, what about the ship? - It's a long story. Please don't say anything. 819 01:28:50,609 --> 01:28:53,479 Is this your celebrity Russian restaurant? 820 01:28:58,439 --> 01:29:02,976 The thing is, in Paris sizes and appearances 821 01:29:03,076 --> 01:29:06,250 are not a sign of quality. The main thing is the food. 822 01:29:07,090 --> 01:29:11,887 Apparently the Frenchmen like small things. Cars are small, the restaurants are small. Don't translate this! 823 01:29:11,987 --> 01:29:16,957 One dog is enough for this dinghy. Do the checks. The rest are free. 824 01:29:39,490 --> 01:29:41,690 Madam President! The President of Russia. 825 01:29:41,790 --> 01:29:43,590 Good day. 826 01:29:43,932 --> 01:29:48,180 Thank you for agreeing to come basically without security. 827 01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:51,625 You can feel safe in my company, you don't need any security. 828 01:29:54,330 --> 01:29:57,567 Oh Aurora! Nice name. 829 01:29:58,660 --> 01:30:00,983 The main thing is that it does not explode. 830 01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:13,162 At last! Quick! 831 01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:41,460 Vitya! Why did you take so long? 832 01:30:42,918 --> 01:30:44,420 What happened? 833 01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:47,863 All that could happen happened! 834 01:30:52,170 --> 01:30:55,880 Victoria, we have to go. - Oui, oui! 835 01:30:56,914 --> 01:30:59,670 Chef, go! 836 01:30:59,770 --> 01:31:03,620 The tables are set, we will find the rest. There are so many bridges on the way. 837 01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:09,021 We will throw the products over. - And plates and dishes? What are they going to eat with? 838 01:31:09,455 --> 01:31:11,255 Here. 839 01:31:13,097 --> 01:31:15,435 Here! "Victor". 840 01:31:15,745 --> 01:31:18,720 Senya, how is your eye sight? 841 01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,405 Aurora. 842 01:31:22,784 --> 01:31:25,081 Everything about us is tits up. 843 01:31:29,709 --> 01:31:33,532 With all due respect, Mr. President, you didn't manage to convince me. 844 01:31:33,632 --> 01:31:37,342 Perhaps my translator couldn't explain my views to you. 845 01:31:37,467 --> 01:31:41,944 Believe me, things change. A month ago I didn't even know that I would learn to speak French. 846 01:31:42,044 --> 01:31:46,564 Good evening. We are pleased to welcome you to our restaurant. 847 01:31:48,338 --> 01:31:52,554 What will you feed us? You know... to help with negotiations. 848 01:31:52,654 --> 01:31:57,370 Before I show you our menu, I would like to say a few words 849 01:31:57,470 --> 01:32:00,973 about the traditions of Russian cuisine. - Yes, no problem. 850 01:32:01,073 --> 01:32:05,666 Russian culinary tradition dates back to ancient times. 851 01:32:07,596 --> 01:32:11,663 Excuse me! Can you tell me where I can buy meat? 852 01:32:11,763 --> 01:32:13,563 Meat. Meat! A cow. 853 01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:17,730 Pork. A sheep. 854 01:32:19,252 --> 01:32:21,780 Fish. 855 01:32:23,345 --> 01:32:26,902 What is happening to the French? - The nation is regressing. 856 01:32:35,350 --> 01:32:37,150 Excuse me. 857 01:32:44,290 --> 01:32:47,484 Did you see that? No laws, nothing. - I was telling you we should go to Turkey. 858 01:32:47,584 --> 01:32:49,752 It's all inclusive there. 859 01:32:51,005 --> 01:32:55,170 Some of the traditional dishes include... 860 01:32:58,782 --> 01:33:04,477 Zucchini caviar. - It's coming a bit later. 861 01:33:05,790 --> 01:33:09,010 Up to that point, there was porridge, pancakes... 862 01:33:17,260 --> 01:33:21,838 Who are you? - What do you mean who am I? 863 01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:25,246 I'm your new Chef! - New Chef? 864 01:33:25,346 --> 01:33:26,926 Yes. - And I? 865 01:33:27,026 --> 01:33:30,316 And you are fired. Speak with the owner. 866 01:33:31,607 --> 01:33:33,624 I need a bag. 867 01:33:39,782 --> 01:33:42,174 Straight ahead, here they are. - I can see them. 868 01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:48,780 Guys, I found booze. - I have meat, fish and vegetables. 869 01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:51,853 You won't believe it! I even bought a melon from an Uzbek. 870 01:33:51,953 --> 01:33:56,041 I have pots, pans... - Did we find everything? Excellent. 871 01:33:57,802 --> 01:33:59,602 There they are. 872 01:34:23,303 --> 01:34:25,299 We have very little time. 873 01:34:28,530 --> 01:34:31,330 Peppers. 874 01:34:33,700 --> 01:34:36,500 We don't have a corkscrew. - Deal with it. 875 01:34:49,092 --> 01:34:51,110 Victoria, can I have a minute? 876 01:34:51,210 --> 01:34:54,715 Nicolas, now is not the best time to have a conversation. 877 01:34:54,815 --> 01:34:57,199 I have to wash the vegetables. 878 01:34:59,642 --> 01:35:02,162 Could you pour me two glasses of wine? 879 01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:06,791 Excuse me. Two glasses of wine. Two glasses. 880 01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:14,269 No, I need two glasses. One, two. Two glasses of wine. 881 01:35:14,369 --> 01:35:16,169 Two. For me and... 882 01:35:18,240 --> 01:35:20,780 Yes. 883 01:35:23,380 --> 01:35:27,210 This is for Victoria. 884 01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,340 Cherchez la femme? 885 01:35:36,805 --> 01:35:40,989 Loading. 886 01:35:45,687 --> 01:35:47,487 Wait. 887 01:35:50,710 --> 01:35:53,616 Hello. - Max, Nicolas is here and he is about to 888 01:35:53,716 --> 01:35:57,541 propose to Vika. I saw the ring. If you want her back... 889 01:35:57,641 --> 01:36:01,669 Kostyan, why? So we can get married and hate each other? 890 01:36:01,769 --> 01:36:05,571 What? And what if she is the love of your life and you never meet anyone else? 891 01:36:05,671 --> 01:36:09,800 It's fine. I will live without changing diapers and sleepless nights. 892 01:36:09,900 --> 01:36:11,900 Max! What diapers? 893 01:36:12,127 --> 01:36:15,591 I would give anything just to hear the little one laugh. 894 01:36:15,691 --> 01:36:19,121 You can't imagine what you are about to give up, Max. 895 01:36:19,330 --> 01:36:22,250 I haven't slept at night since the child was born. 896 01:36:23,390 --> 01:36:25,190 Nastya... 897 01:36:47,924 --> 01:36:51,907 What was I telling you! The soup we ate has gone right through him. 898 01:37:15,621 --> 01:37:19,522 That was the funniest joke I have ever heard about Lukashenko. 899 01:37:19,622 --> 01:37:23,612 Please excuse me. Sturgeon soup. Based on an old village recipe. 900 01:37:24,689 --> 01:37:28,735 It looks great. - Bon appetit, dear presidents. 901 01:37:28,835 --> 01:37:31,108 Thanks. Here you are. 902 01:37:36,310 --> 01:37:39,789 Nicolas, what is the big secret? - Victoria! 903 01:37:41,497 --> 01:37:43,861 You are a delightful woman. 904 01:37:54,790 --> 01:37:59,431 I’ve known it from the moment I saw you at the pier. 905 01:38:15,165 --> 01:38:17,965 Will you be my wife? 906 01:38:31,043 --> 01:38:34,927 Max, get out of there. You are a fool! 907 01:38:35,030 --> 01:38:37,900 The main thing is, everything must be calculated precisely. 908 01:38:48,808 --> 01:38:53,008 I'll be honest with you. So far I have not heard a convincing argument. 909 01:39:00,193 --> 01:39:02,581 Lavrov, you are an idiot! 910 01:39:09,501 --> 01:39:11,348 Vika, forgive me. 911 01:39:12,312 --> 01:39:16,140 I know, you've heard this a hundred times. 912 01:39:16,323 --> 01:39:20,496 You don't even know how sorry I am that I ruined our happiness 913 01:39:20,599 --> 01:39:22,419 when it was so close. 914 01:39:23,521 --> 01:39:26,776 I can't promise that everything will be perfect. 915 01:39:27,763 --> 01:39:31,912 I'll probably keep pissing you off with my nonchalance. 916 01:39:32,874 --> 01:39:35,812 You will keep driving me crazy with your whims. 917 01:39:36,272 --> 01:39:39,912 But I will try to become a better man for you, I swear. 918 01:39:41,816 --> 01:39:44,137 What matters is that I love you. 919 01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:49,168 I know you love me too. 920 01:39:55,845 --> 01:39:58,645 Vika, marry me. 921 01:40:07,120 --> 01:40:11,690 You see? Everything is fine. 922 01:40:16,632 --> 01:40:20,212 Captain, who's at the helm? 923 01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:23,890 At the helm! Who's there? 924 01:40:24,220 --> 01:40:26,770 My assistant. - The bald one? 925 01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:31,550 And you were worried. 926 01:40:36,950 --> 01:40:40,915 If this is your convincing argument, I agree with it, I do. 927 01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:47,955 I do. 928 01:40:52,841 --> 01:40:56,896 This will not happen again and there will be concequences for everyone involved. 929 01:40:56,996 --> 01:41:00,228 These are the same people who ruined the reception in Moscow. 930 01:41:00,328 --> 01:41:02,216 I know. They helped us a lot. 931 01:41:02,316 --> 01:41:05,886 So make sure that they are well looked after. 932 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:11,230 Really? 933 01:41:12,850 --> 01:41:15,650 Yes, absolutely. 934 01:41:18,016 --> 01:41:22,216 Chef! Please don't take long. I really want to go home. 935 01:41:39,370 --> 01:41:43,950 Ah, yes. This is yours. - Oh, you have some nice guests! 936 01:41:45,640 --> 01:41:48,260 Are you sure you don't want to stay? 937 01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:52,275 I will retire soon and I need to hand the business over to someone. 938 01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:57,001 No, Dad. You always pushed me in the water. I can swim now. 939 01:41:57,540 --> 01:42:00,340 Good luck then. 940 01:42:01,740 --> 01:42:06,080 And if you need an old grumpy cook, you know where to find it. 941 01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:09,640 Thanks. 942 01:42:09,740 --> 01:42:12,540 Translated by: Martina F